When it is really time to find your hearing aid!

 
Last night somewhere in S.Yorkshire……
 
GRANDAD: ‘Im going to put the TV on, England are playing San Marino’.
 
GRANDMA: ‘Stan Mourhino? I thought he was a manager?’
 
TV: ‘The big news from England’s camp tonight is that Stephen Gerrard has been rested’.
 
GRANDMA: ‘Ooo, that’s a shame I always thought he was such a nice lad’.
 
GRANDAD: RESTED not ARRESTED!!!! …..’you deaf muppet’  (under his breath)…..
 
Stan Mourhino…. dear oh dear (also under his breath!)

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