Last night somewhere in S.Yorkshire……
GRANDAD: ‘Im going to put the TV on, England are playing San Marino’.
GRANDMA: ‘Stan Mourhino? I thought he was a manager?’
TV: ‘The big news from England’s camp tonight is that Stephen Gerrard has been rested’.
GRANDMA: ‘Ooo, that’s a shame I always thought he was such a nice lad’.
GRANDAD: RESTED not ARRESTED!!!! …..’you deaf muppet’ (under his breath)…..
Stan Mourhino…. dear oh dear (also under his breath!)