Passed a sign outside a Dorset pub the other day. It said
DROP IN AND TRY OUR AWARD WINNING COFFEE
(and had a picture of a steaming cup just so you could remember what this is)
What award I thought? ….
Dorset Innkeeper’s Association award for highest Anthrax content
Which dont touch with a barge-pole 2013
Wessex metalwork society best buy for rust treatment.
Amnesty International’s First up against the wall come the revolution medal.
BTW have you seen the awful ad for that laser hair remover thing. It actually says ‘recommended by 90% of the 39 people tested! Would you buy anything from a company who cannot find 40 guineapigs?, or indeed a Nation who allow international distribution of products with such potential for pain after such skant testing. I guess they are in league with all those claims companies!
Dont get me started on the racial stereotyping of certain ‘confusing’ insurance adverts.
Deep breaths J, deep breaths!